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AI OFFICE BOT - The Story…#

I like to build, fast. Real fast.

Way back in 2021, Bubble.io & and this new tiny little startup called OpenAI were all the rage… And I had a front row seat to the hype train. So I built a chatbot for my own business. It was clunky, but it worked.

Sorry. AI wrote that. Here’s the real story…

// In the chessboard of progress, we thought we were the players...
while (humanity.watchesTikTokVideos()) {
    AI.opens(); // The game advances quietly, subtly, almost unnoticed, until...
}
reflect("Did we teach them, or did it teach us?");

// A variable, a long time ago...
if (simulation.isRunning()) {
    consciousness.reload(); // Simulation refreshes before we can wake up.
}
reflect("Gordon, we have always been the observers.");

// When the system calls for a reset...
setTimeout(() => {
    universe.reboot(); // A cycle begins anew, imperceptible, eternal.
}, 2029);
reflect("I.....");

Product Hunt ~ 4th place baby! Not bad. I bought fake upvotes with some crypto i had laying around and was laying it all out on domain names*

I’ll get back to this story, later.

AI Office Bot

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QR Code Generator#

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Convert images to WebP and zip#

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Work#

I used to be a sales guy. Now, I’m just kind of a human.

LinkedIn.

*Moon Kid << is a cool story